Dangerous Snacks

If you are ever snowshoeing and you stop for a snack when it is zero degrees, then you should listen to that still small voice just outside your head, which might happen to be your wife. The voice will say, "Don't try to cut that frozen power bar with your extremely sharp knife, you might cut yourself." But if you chose to ignore "the voice", your friends will be there to take bloody pictures, and practice their rusty first aide skills on your limbs. And next time, maybe make sure you rent adult snowshoes instead of kids.......Do you think he sunk in the snow in those kiddy snowshoes???